1 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:09,470 So we're bribing cops now? 2 00:00:09,471 --> 00:00:12,037 Let's call it "making friends." 3 00:00:12,038 --> 00:00:13,704 Hmm. Do friends use police scanners 4 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,804 to learn each other's coffee orders? 5 00:00:15,805 --> 00:00:17,304 If they're ride-or-die, they do. 6 00:00:17,305 --> 00:00:18,470 Besides, we need someone on the inside 7 00:00:18,471 --> 00:00:20,837 to run plates and let us peek at files. 8 00:00:20,838 --> 00:00:23,204 Xiao's a bust, but Perez... 9 00:00:23,205 --> 00:00:24,704 Perez shows promise. 10 00:00:24,705 --> 00:00:25,970 Ah, well, let's just find his desk, 11 00:00:25,971 --> 00:00:27,304 deliver the goods, 12 00:00:27,305 --> 00:00:28,970 and get the hell out of here before we run into-- 13 00:00:28,971 --> 00:00:30,838 Ugh... what are you doing here? 14 00:00:31,805 --> 00:00:33,003 Looking for you. 15 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:34,704 A token of our appreciation for everything 16 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:35,605 you've done for us. 17 00:00:36,805 --> 00:00:38,037 Ahh. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,470 Oat milk... 19 00:00:39,471 --> 00:00:40,537 refined white sugar... 20 00:00:40,538 --> 00:00:41,837 You can taste what kind of sugar? 21 00:00:41,838 --> 00:00:43,170 You're trying to woo Perez! 22 00:00:43,171 --> 00:00:45,138 What? Why would you even say that? 23 00:00:46,705 --> 00:00:48,270 Thought so. 24 00:00:48,271 --> 00:00:50,837 If Perez were here, he would say the same thing-- 25 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:53,604 we are not a resource for wannabe P.I.s. 26 00:00:53,605 --> 00:00:54,604 What? 27 00:00:54,605 --> 00:00:55,837 "Wannabes"? 28 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:58,204 Tell that to the license hanging on our wall! 29 00:00:58,205 --> 00:00:59,903 Not your finest work, honey. 30 00:00:59,904 --> 00:01:01,705 Yeah, the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. 31 00:01:03,904 --> 00:01:05,671 [Will} "He looks so sweet I could eat him." 32 00:01:05,672 --> 00:01:06,937 "Agreed!" 33 00:01:06,938 --> 00:01:08,103 What's with the puppets? 34 00:01:08,104 --> 00:01:11,437 Oh, you mean "Sock-rates" and "Play-toe"? 35 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,103 They helped me put Flapjack to sleep. 36 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:15,571 We almost made it through the allegory of the cave. 37 00:01:15,572 --> 00:01:17,037 So it was good this morning, huh? 38 00:01:17,038 --> 00:01:18,870 "Dex was great! 39 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,771 Will ate all your mini quiches." 40 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:22,037 And a package arrived. 41 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,204 You ate all the quiches? 42 00:01:23,205 --> 00:01:24,471 Well, they're mini. 43 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,671 It's Mom's ashes. 44 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:29,604 Aw. Honey, I'm sorry. 45 00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,337 They finally got here. 46 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:32,504 Even in death, 47 00:01:32,505 --> 00:01:33,737 she managed to talk the Thai government 48 00:01:33,738 --> 00:01:35,170 into an extended vacay. 49 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:36,370 - Mm? - I'm good. 50 00:01:36,371 --> 00:01:37,870 I swear. I've had time to process. 51 00:01:37,871 --> 00:01:39,037 This is what happens 52 00:01:39,038 --> 00:01:41,037 when you mix tequila and parasailing. 53 00:01:41,038 --> 00:01:43,370 So, uh, what do you want to do with 'em? 54 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,903 I have an in with his holiness at the Dharma Centre, 55 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:46,070 if you want. 56 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:48,137 Mom wasn't much for ceremonies. 57 00:01:48,138 --> 00:01:49,571 Yeah, but ceremonies are for the living-- 58 00:01:49,572 --> 00:01:52,437 it's like a final act of love. 59 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:53,671 Or we keep it simple, 60 00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:55,437 and spread her ashes in her favourite place. 61 00:01:55,438 --> 00:01:57,837 You think Caesar's will let me sprinkle her into the ashtrays? 62 00:01:59,305 --> 00:02:01,205 Oh. Our client's almost here. 63 00:02:04,838 --> 00:02:06,970 Man, if my mom showed up in a box, 64 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:09,170 I'd crank "Bohemian Rhapsody" 65 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,637 and crawl into bed with a box of Eggos. 66 00:02:11,638 --> 00:02:14,103 Yeah, Angie and Nora's relationship was... 67 00:02:14,104 --> 00:02:15,437 complicated. 68 00:02:15,438 --> 00:02:16,903 When did you last see her? 69 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:17,937 Oh, I don't know, about five years ago? 70 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,003 Just after the wedding. 71 00:02:19,004 --> 00:02:20,170 Well, if she was at your wedding, 72 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:22,504 you have footage of her-- I.R.L., on VHS. 73 00:02:22,505 --> 00:02:24,304 We didn't get married in the '80s! 74 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:26,270 And the video got lost in the move. 75 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,604 Wait, you lost your wedding video? 76 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,604 - Yeah. - How? 77 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:29,804 You label things! 78 00:02:29,805 --> 00:02:31,637 Yeah. I do. "Don't touch, Will," 79 00:02:31,638 --> 00:02:33,003 but it never seems to work. 80 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:35,437 Why do you care about our wedding video? 81 00:02:35,438 --> 00:02:36,437 She's my sister's mom. 82 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:37,804 I want to know everything, 83 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:39,772 just like you want to know everything about my life. 84 00:02:40,904 --> 00:02:42,970 Oh! Saved by the bell. 85 00:02:42,971 --> 00:02:45,170 It was supposed to be a surprise. 86 00:02:45,171 --> 00:02:46,237 I was gonna propose to my girlfriend 87 00:02:46,238 --> 00:02:47,604 at the Mary Argentina. 88 00:02:47,605 --> 00:02:49,304 You mean the Marée Argentée? 89 00:02:49,305 --> 00:02:51,504 I used to go there when I played in the IPHL. 90 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,204 Best crème brûlée in the city. 91 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:54,871 Never tried it. I'm not a soup guy. 92 00:02:56,471 --> 00:02:58,470 So... I had the perfect ring-- 93 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:01,237 24-karat gold, emerald stone. 94 00:03:01,238 --> 00:03:02,870 Mom put it inside a velvet ring box, 95 00:03:02,871 --> 00:03:05,504 and then put that inside a gift box with a seal, 96 00:03:05,505 --> 00:03:08,370 and then that box went into a big chocolate egg. 97 00:03:08,371 --> 00:03:09,804 Like Russian nesting dolls. 98 00:03:09,805 --> 00:03:11,804 No, no. It's Chinese! 99 00:03:13,071 --> 00:03:15,671 Um, the seal on that box-- what does it mean? 100 00:03:15,672 --> 00:03:16,704 Shuangxi. 101 00:03:16,705 --> 00:03:18,504 Mom says it means "double happiness," 102 00:03:18,505 --> 00:03:19,704 but it didn't really work, 103 00:03:19,705 --> 00:03:21,003 because, after Colette cracked the egg 104 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,337 and opened the boxes-- 105 00:03:22,338 --> 00:03:23,870 - ...The ring was gone? - Then Colette's all, like, 106 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,204 "What's with the empty boxes?" 107 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,170 And then I'm like, "Wrong egg!" 108 00:03:27,171 --> 00:03:28,404 She totally bought it. 109 00:03:28,405 --> 00:03:30,470 Uh, how much is this ring worth? 110 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:31,903 Insured for $10,000, 111 00:03:31,904 --> 00:03:34,637 but it's not about the money-- it's a family heirloom. 112 00:03:34,638 --> 00:03:35,970 Ming Dynasty! 113 00:03:35,971 --> 00:03:37,337 Or maybe Ching. 114 00:03:37,338 --> 00:03:39,671 Or maybe that was the store name. 115 00:03:39,672 --> 00:03:40,804 My sister knows. 116 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,837 The point is, it's-it's old. 117 00:03:42,838 --> 00:03:44,204 Right. Good recap. 118 00:03:44,205 --> 00:03:46,370 This ring was the only thing that my family kept 119 00:03:46,371 --> 00:03:47,937 when they left China. 120 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:49,537 It was passed down from Popo 121 00:03:49,538 --> 00:03:50,470 to Mom, 122 00:03:50,471 --> 00:03:52,137 to me, 123 00:03:52,138 --> 00:03:54,204 and I lost it. 124 00:03:54,205 --> 00:03:56,304 When's you last time you saw the sealed box? 125 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:57,903 I gave it to the restaurant at noon. 126 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,470 And when was dessert served? 127 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:00,903 I think eight? 128 00:04:00,904 --> 00:04:01,937 And was the seal intact? 129 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:04,370 No. It wasn't even on the box. 130 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:05,937 Well, we have a timeline. 131 00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:07,404 The right was stolen sometime between noon and eight p.m. 132 00:04:07,405 --> 00:04:09,737 Can you find it before Friday? 133 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:11,037 That's when Popo flies in for the big family dinner 134 00:04:11,038 --> 00:04:12,571 to celebrate my engagement, 135 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:14,470 but since that didn't happen, 136 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,537 it's the perfect time for a proposal redo. 137 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:18,237 No one will know I lost the ring. 138 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,704 Didn't your mom ask how it went? 139 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:22,870 Oh, I told her it was a no-go, because Colette got sick, 140 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,370 and I never told my sisters. 141 00:04:24,371 --> 00:04:26,604 My family already thinks I mess things up, 142 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:28,070 so I need to pull this off so I can prove 143 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,437 that I'm no dough-head. 144 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:30,970 - Uh... "dough-head?" - That's what my sister, 145 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,537 Mochi, calls me. 146 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,637 She definitely can't know I screwed up. 147 00:04:34,638 --> 00:04:36,137 Don't worry, we'll keep this on the down-low. 148 00:04:36,138 --> 00:04:38,903 Good, 'cause Mochi's super-smart. 149 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,104 Mom says she's the real brains of the police department. 150 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:43,037 I got a pic. 151 00:04:44,605 --> 00:04:47,404 There's Mom... Winnie... 152 00:04:47,405 --> 00:04:49,003 me, obvi, and there-- 153 00:04:49,004 --> 00:04:50,804 the one not smiling, that's-- 154 00:04:50,805 --> 00:04:52,470 Detective Violet Xiao. 155 00:04:55,938 --> 00:04:57,337 ♪ I see you 156 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,704 ♪ And you see me 157 00:04:59,705 --> 00:05:02,037 ♪ Watch you blowing the lines 158 00:05:02,038 --> 00:05:03,704 ♪ When you're making a scene 159 00:05:03,705 --> 00:05:05,137 ♪ Oh, boy 160 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,671 ♪ You've got to know 161 00:05:07,672 --> 00:05:09,470 ♪ What my head overlooks 162 00:05:09,471 --> 00:05:12,870 ♪ The senses will show to my heart ♪ 163 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:15,304 ♪ When it's watching for lies 164 00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:18,370 ♪ 'Cause you can't escape my... ♪ 165 00:05:18,371 --> 00:05:20,003 ♪ Private eyes 166 00:05:20,004 --> 00:05:21,970 ♪ They're watching you 167 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:24,837 ♪ Private eyes... 168 00:05:24,838 --> 00:05:26,470 ♪ They're watching you watching you ♪ 169 00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:28,271 ♪ Watching you watching you ♪ 170 00:05:32,138 --> 00:05:33,270 Emerald ring 171 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:35,837 inside a gift box, inside a velvet box. 172 00:05:35,838 --> 00:05:37,270 No, velvet box inside a gift box. 173 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,837 Sealed with wax in a chocolate egg. 174 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,504 - That's a lot of moving parts. - Yeah. 175 00:05:40,505 --> 00:05:42,470 Don't these kids know the key to a good proposal 176 00:05:42,471 --> 00:05:43,704 is to keep it simple? 177 00:05:43,705 --> 00:05:45,037 - Like yours? - Yeah! 178 00:05:45,038 --> 00:05:46,870 Christmas morning, ring in your stocking-- 179 00:05:46,871 --> 00:05:48,737 simple, elegant... 180 00:05:48,738 --> 00:05:50,103 and Jules made a good partner in crime. 181 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:51,270 Said she was "asking for a friend." 182 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:52,404 Sloppy cover! 183 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:53,571 We're both gonna need covers 184 00:05:53,572 --> 00:05:55,704 if Xiao finds out we're working her family. 185 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:57,404 - Hope you're not having regrets. - Well, we don't even know 186 00:05:57,405 --> 00:05:58,571 if the ring was stolen. 187 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:01,237 George might've lost it... or ate it. 188 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:02,704 George is not the sharpest crayon, 189 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:04,170 but he is sweet. 190 00:06:04,171 --> 00:06:06,404 And imagine growing up with Violet Xiao as your sister. 191 00:06:06,405 --> 00:06:07,671 No wonder he's scared. 192 00:06:07,672 --> 00:06:09,037 Everything's on the line. 193 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:10,404 It is for us too. 194 00:06:10,405 --> 00:06:12,504 We don't find the ring, Xiao murders us, 195 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,771 and Dex gets raised by Victoria's "Big Lebowski". 196 00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:17,671 Or... we find the cherished family heirloom, 197 00:06:17,672 --> 00:06:19,903 Xiao loves us, and we get our police contact. 198 00:06:19,904 --> 00:06:21,404 We better. 199 00:06:21,405 --> 00:06:23,103 No one's sipping White Russians while raising my kid. 200 00:06:23,104 --> 00:06:25,604 They would look cute in matching bathrobes. 201 00:06:25,605 --> 00:06:27,771 What do we know? 202 00:06:27,772 --> 00:06:30,003 The box was sealed when George delivered it at noon. 203 00:06:30,004 --> 00:06:31,903 That's an eight-hour window for the theft. 204 00:06:31,904 --> 00:06:33,504 So, first question-- 205 00:06:33,505 --> 00:06:35,771 who made the egg? 206 00:06:37,871 --> 00:06:39,937 Saturday nights are crazy. 207 00:06:39,938 --> 00:06:41,837 Two engagements, plus a dine-and-dasher, 208 00:06:41,838 --> 00:06:43,604 but nobody shady in my kitchen. 209 00:06:43,605 --> 00:06:45,070 Could someone have stolen the ring 210 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,003 after it was put in the egg? 211 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:48,337 Not possible. 212 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,738 See this? 213 00:06:51,572 --> 00:06:53,070 Pregnancy test? 214 00:06:53,071 --> 00:06:54,437 Marzipan birth announcement. 215 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:55,437 I've had weirder. 216 00:06:55,438 --> 00:06:57,470 Now watch. 217 00:06:57,471 --> 00:06:59,070 This... gets sealed. 218 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:01,070 You want what's inside? 219 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:02,771 Break the egg. 220 00:07:02,772 --> 00:07:04,737 And that egg was still intact when it arrived at their table. 221 00:07:04,738 --> 00:07:06,470 So the ring was stolen before it was placed in the egg. 222 00:07:06,471 --> 00:07:08,070 Did you look inside the gift box? 223 00:07:08,071 --> 00:07:11,170 No. It's my job to encase it, not look inside. 224 00:07:11,171 --> 00:07:12,571 - What time did you encase it? - Around six? 225 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:15,270 I got it from the walk-in, when I started my shift. 226 00:07:15,271 --> 00:07:16,504 Well, this is important, Denise-- 227 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:18,470 the gift box, did it have a red seal on it? 228 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,304 No. Didn't see anything like that. 229 00:07:20,305 --> 00:07:22,103 Who left it in the walk-in for you? 230 00:07:22,104 --> 00:07:23,637 These proposals are our specialty. 231 00:07:23,638 --> 00:07:25,737 We take great pains to ensure they go off without a hitch. 232 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,771 Yeah, that is not in doubt. 233 00:07:27,772 --> 00:07:30,003 Maybe someone on your staff had a reason to steal the ring? 234 00:07:30,004 --> 00:07:31,771 Could be someone you recently let go. 235 00:07:31,772 --> 00:07:34,270 My team would never steal. 236 00:07:34,271 --> 00:07:36,103 We've done this with diamond rings 237 00:07:36,104 --> 00:07:37,504 worth ten times as much. 238 00:07:37,505 --> 00:07:38,804 Not to mention, we were extra-careful with this one, 239 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:40,437 given the recipient's father. 240 00:07:40,438 --> 00:07:42,304 Who's her father? 241 00:07:42,305 --> 00:07:45,504 Ernie Dodd, of the Dodd Furniture empire. 242 00:07:45,505 --> 00:07:47,270 The mattress guy 243 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:48,404 with those cheesy space commercials? 244 00:07:48,405 --> 00:07:49,537 "Go boldly, 245 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:50,805 where no prices have gone before." 246 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,003 Where did you put the gift box? 247 00:07:53,004 --> 00:07:54,737 I held onto it until four, 248 00:07:54,738 --> 00:07:56,204 and then I placed it in the walk-in. 249 00:07:56,205 --> 00:07:58,571 I know, for a fact, the red seal was on it. 250 00:07:58,572 --> 00:07:59,971 You mind if we take a look in that walk-in? 251 00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:04,003 This is where I place any items 252 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:05,971 to be sealed inside our chocolate eggs. 253 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,370 Champagne and caviar? 254 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:12,737 We are definitely coming here. 255 00:08:12,738 --> 00:08:14,571 Stop drooling. 256 00:08:14,572 --> 00:08:16,537 We're not spending 600 bucks to leave hungry. 257 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,970 Are we about finished? 258 00:08:17,971 --> 00:08:19,903 Uh, this caviar-- when was it delivered? 259 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:21,070 Two weeks ago, 260 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:22,237 and not a single item was missing 261 00:08:22,238 --> 00:08:24,037 the day after the theft. 262 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:25,003 Clearly, we are not at fault. 263 00:08:29,171 --> 00:08:30,304 You were saying? 264 00:08:31,405 --> 00:08:32,671 If this gets out, 265 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:34,137 it'll bring shame to the Marée Argentée. 266 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,470 I-I beg you-- 267 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,737 We'll keep quiet-- 268 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:38,037 if you give us a list of the staff working 269 00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:39,704 between four and five p.m. on Saturday. 270 00:08:39,705 --> 00:08:41,237 You might as well throw in the reservation list 271 00:08:41,238 --> 00:08:43,337 and the police report on that dine-and-dasher. 272 00:08:43,338 --> 00:08:45,970 And let's revisit my earlier question-- 273 00:08:45,971 --> 00:08:48,437 did anyone on staff have reason to steal the ring? 274 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,903 Why didn't you tell us you used to date George? 275 00:08:51,904 --> 00:08:54,537 Because it's none of your business. 276 00:08:54,538 --> 00:08:55,637 Must've been a gut-punch 277 00:08:55,638 --> 00:08:58,470 to prepare dessert for his future wife. 278 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,637 This is her favourite restaurant. 279 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:02,804 George checked in, asked if I was okay doing it, 280 00:09:02,805 --> 00:09:04,870 and I am, I so am. 281 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:07,437 Earlier, you told us you didn't open the gift box. 282 00:09:07,438 --> 00:09:09,037 You wanna take another swing at that? 283 00:09:09,038 --> 00:09:11,037 I didn't. 284 00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:12,903 It's too painful. 285 00:09:12,904 --> 00:09:14,970 Why did you and George break up? 286 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,903 George is... the best. 287 00:09:17,904 --> 00:09:19,437 I got into 288 00:09:19,438 --> 00:09:21,804 the École Nationale Supérieure de Pâtisserie, 289 00:09:21,805 --> 00:09:23,370 and George even moved to Paris with me. 290 00:09:23,371 --> 00:09:25,103 But he ended it? 291 00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:26,037 No. His sister did. 292 00:09:26,038 --> 00:09:27,404 His sister? 293 00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:28,637 She flew all the way to Paris 294 00:09:28,638 --> 00:09:30,370 to tell me that I wasn't right for George-- 295 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,804 wasn't right for the family, 296 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,237 then she packed his bags and took him back to Victoria-- 297 00:09:34,238 --> 00:09:37,338 ...and we all lived happily ever after. 298 00:09:40,738 --> 00:09:43,070 I loved George, but... 299 00:09:43,071 --> 00:09:45,404 his family was impossible-- 300 00:09:45,405 --> 00:09:46,903 especially their gatekeeper. 301 00:09:46,904 --> 00:09:48,970 Let me guess... Violet? 302 00:09:50,805 --> 00:09:54,204 If I were a lost wedding album... 303 00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:56,572 where would I be? 304 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:01,604 Okay. 305 00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:03,870 Oh, ho, ho! 306 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,571 Lookit this, Flapjack! 307 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,604 R.I.P., Y2K. 308 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:10,038 Okay... 309 00:10:11,205 --> 00:10:12,637 There's some stuff in here. 310 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:22,738 Whoa, ho-ho-ho! 311 00:10:24,104 --> 00:10:27,571 Oh, ho, ho. No way! 312 00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:29,304 Nice find, Puddle Duck. 313 00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:30,737 Oh, what's this? 314 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:31,937 "Wedding USB key." 315 00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:36,637 Watch out, Matt and Angie... 316 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:39,237 there's a new detective duo in town... 317 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,270 one of them is super-cute! 318 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:43,104 And one of 'em needs a diaper change. 319 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:46,870 This wax seems pretty malleable. 320 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,437 I think I can pull us a decent print. 321 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:49,537 Which we can send 322 00:10:49,538 --> 00:10:51,537 to the police contact we don't have. 323 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:52,870 Well, we may not need one with this new app. 324 00:10:52,871 --> 00:10:54,003 If we can snap a photo 325 00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:55,504 of a second print for comparison, 326 00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:58,304 it'll confirm a match with up to 80% accuracy. 327 00:10:58,305 --> 00:11:00,170 Leaving 20% inaccuracy. 328 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,504 It's an app. What do you expect? 329 00:11:01,505 --> 00:11:02,771 Should we be looking into 330 00:11:02,772 --> 00:11:04,204 this dine-and-dasher? 331 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,037 Someone after a quick buck, lucks out with a ring? 332 00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:08,370 Yeah, but why leave all that caviar? 333 00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:10,470 Tins are small, easy to grab. 334 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,637 Maybe this theft isn't about money. 335 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,103 Maybe it's personal. 336 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:17,870 Like Xiao flying to Paris to break up George and Denise? 337 00:11:17,871 --> 00:11:20,338 It tracks, except I checked, and Xiao was working that night. 338 00:11:21,705 --> 00:11:22,672 Hang on. 339 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:27,270 The incident report for the dine-and-dasher 340 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,771 was filed at 4:30. 341 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,537 That's in the window of opportunity for the theft. 342 00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:34,071 Give you one guess who the responding officer was. 343 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:42,870 Are we really calling Xiao a suspect? 344 00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:45,370 Not to her face! But we've got her at the scene. 345 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,404 Major Crimes doesn't handle dine-and-dashers. 346 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,771 Yeah, but the report says 347 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:50,637 she was the closest responding officer. 348 00:11:50,638 --> 00:11:52,137 And you buy that? 349 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:53,437 You heard Denise! 350 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:56,537 Xiao had motive for the crime. 351 00:11:56,538 --> 00:11:58,970 Plus, she called us wannabes. 352 00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,837 Keep your bruised ego out of this. 353 00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,370 Our bruised ego! We took vows. 354 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:04,137 Not for insults! 355 00:12:04,138 --> 00:12:05,604 Uh, one bump-- 356 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:08,003 George told us Xiao didn't know about the proposal. 357 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:09,204 He also thought crème brûlée was soup. 358 00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:11,003 I just can't believe we're gonna break into 359 00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:12,103 a cop's car. 360 00:12:12,104 --> 00:12:13,870 We need Xiao's prints! 361 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,170 Plus, we already broke into her office once. 362 00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:16,671 It's a de-escalation. 363 00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:18,437 Coin toss? - Hey! 364 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,771 I got us the RPF signal. You're up next. 365 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,003 Oh, big deal. 366 00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:24,437 So you hid and waited until she clicked a fob. 367 00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:26,504 And sat through 20 minutes of her complaining 368 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:29,270 to her landlord about "Paw McCartney". 369 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,637 The neighbour's cat. 370 00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:32,437 Listen. You do this, 371 00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:35,305 I'll commit to taking the lead on potty training. 372 00:12:41,871 --> 00:12:43,405 - Up there. - Yeah. 373 00:12:45,871 --> 00:12:47,937 - All clear? - All clear. 374 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:50,404 Love these new earpieces. Great sound. 375 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,371 RPF signal worked. I'm in. 376 00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:57,070 So much for scoring Xiao points. 377 00:12:57,071 --> 00:12:58,337 Instead, I'm committing petty theft. 378 00:12:58,338 --> 00:12:59,704 It's not theft 379 00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,204 if you don't take anything. - I don't think Xiao 380 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:02,071 would appreciate the difference. 381 00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,237 How can every surface be so clean? 382 00:13:10,238 --> 00:13:12,437 It's a fingerprint! Dex would've had it by now. 383 00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:13,903 Just hurry up before-- 384 00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:14,671 Detective Xiao! Oh, my gosh! 385 00:13:14,672 --> 00:13:16,070 Just the person 386 00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:17,870 I was looking for! - Did you bring Yonni's Donuts? 387 00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:19,370 No, but I can have it Ubered over in a matter-- 388 00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:21,170 - Move! - ...of seconds. You know what? 389 00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:22,404 I never really asked 390 00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:23,771 if you're allergic to anything-- gluten? 391 00:13:23,772 --> 00:13:24,837 What about sesame? 392 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:25,937 Some people don't know 393 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,037 that sesame is part of the nut family. 394 00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:28,170 Hold on! There's a wasp! - What? Where? 395 00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:30,003 - It's around your ankles. - Where? Where? 396 00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,204 Shoulder! It's right here. 397 00:13:31,205 --> 00:13:33,103 Hold on! You know what? It's in your hair. 398 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,903 Come here, come here! In your hair. I'll get it. 399 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,504 Kill it! Kill it! 400 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,537 I can't kill it, it's an endangered species. 401 00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:39,604 Those are bees! 402 00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:40,537 Wasps are fair game. 403 00:13:40,538 --> 00:13:41,671 Wow! What a stinger. 404 00:13:42,871 --> 00:13:44,337 Stop moving! 405 00:13:44,338 --> 00:13:45,604 Oh! It just flew away. 406 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:46,737 It's gone. 407 00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:49,404 Insect-free. 408 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,738 You're welcome! 409 00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,137 Please tell me you got a fingerprint. 410 00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:06,571 No. But you got plans tonight. 411 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,470 What are you doing at Women's Whiskey Night? 412 00:14:26,471 --> 00:14:28,070 Well, I'm a woman... 413 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:29,671 and I like whiskey. 414 00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:30,771 Hmph. 415 00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,470 What's your favourite single malt? 416 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,170 Dalwhinnie, 15-year. 417 00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:36,304 Glendronach Dark. Glendronach Parliament 21. 418 00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:38,571 Blaire Athol, for the florals. 419 00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:40,337 Those are just my Highlands. Did you want my Lowlands too? 420 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,637 Blaire Athol? Wonderful choice! 421 00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,771 It's one of the oldest distilleries in Scotland. 422 00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:46,604 Now stop interrogating my guests. 423 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:47,903 Oh, do you own this place? 424 00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,870 - I do. Winnie Xiao. - Angie Everett. 425 00:14:49,871 --> 00:14:51,070 Please excuse my sister Violet. 426 00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:52,870 She used to scare our teachers, too. 427 00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:54,237 Your sister? 428 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:57,470 Now stop being so you tonight, and have fun, Mochi! 429 00:14:57,471 --> 00:14:59,271 Yeah, Mochi... have some fun. 430 00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:05,003 One, two, three, open! 431 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,705 Open! Kanpai! 432 00:15:07,805 --> 00:15:09,637 - I got you. - Mm! 433 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:11,370 - It's good? - It's good. 434 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,837 It's filtered through charcoal 435 00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:14,070 and aged in White Oah. 436 00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:16,304 Aged in White Oak? Or Asian White Oak? 437 00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,204 Oh! Colette. 438 00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:20,671 George said you were working a double. 439 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:21,970 Oh, typical Dough-head. 440 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,537 I do doubles on Saturdays. 441 00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:25,404 Sorry for being so late. 442 00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:26,804 Guess who I found in my apartment, 443 00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,504 leaving Tupperwares of food in my fridge? 444 00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:30,204 You gave Mom keys? 445 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,470 I would be living off instant noodles, 446 00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:32,571 if it weren't for her. 447 00:15:32,572 --> 00:15:34,170 She is so sweet. 448 00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:36,337 Oh, she loves you. We all do. 449 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:37,504 You're like the sister I never had. 450 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,538 Okay. Standing right here. 451 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,304 How's off-duty Xiao? 452 00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:49,937 Same on-duty serious? 453 00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:52,070 Small wrench in our theory. 454 00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:53,404 George's fiancée Colette is here. 455 00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:54,737 Oh, cue the fireworks! 456 00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:55,970 ...Of love! 457 00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:58,204 Xiao and Winnie seem to love Colette. 458 00:15:58,205 --> 00:16:00,470 I mean, why would she sabotage an engagement she's rooting for? 459 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:01,804 Maybe we got the motive wrong. 460 00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:02,737 You just need to get the fingerprint. 461 00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:03,937 It won't be easy 462 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:06,137 prying a glass from Xiao's vice-like grip. 463 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,437 "It's just a fingerprint," Ange. 464 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,104 Dex would have it by now. 465 00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:14,137 ♪ As long as this world 466 00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:17,604 ♪ Keeps on spinning around 467 00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:21,404 ♪ I'll keep hanging on... ♪ 468 00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:23,103 ♪ To this world that... ♪ 469 00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:24,537 Is that our wedding video? 470 00:16:24,538 --> 00:16:26,704 "Lost in the move"? 471 00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:27,804 Nice try, Poirot. 472 00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:29,937 I found it in, like, five minutes. 473 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:32,037 I more than just "like" you, Shade, 474 00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:35,771 and if my daughter bails on this wedding... 475 00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:38,871 I am ready... to step in. 476 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:45,204 Oh, she's gold! 477 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,037 Okay, okay, okay! 478 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,170 Ooh... 479 00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:52,370 oh, there is a nice peatiness to that. 480 00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:54,137 That's unusual for a Lowland single malt. 481 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,704 I like her! 482 00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:57,270 You're drunk. 483 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:58,537 Okay, so you're dating their brother? 484 00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,204 Mm-hmm. About a year. 485 00:17:00,205 --> 00:17:01,704 George needs to stop dragging his feet 486 00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:03,003 and put a ring on this one. 487 00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:04,704 - Oh... - What's with that face? 488 00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:06,470 No face! This is just my face. 489 00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:07,671 Just "put a ring on it"? 490 00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:09,304 That's unheard of, coming from you. 491 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:12,304 Oh! So, you don't approve of George's girlfriends? 492 00:17:12,305 --> 00:17:13,637 That's putting it mildly! 493 00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,870 Mochi basically exiled Denise, 494 00:17:15,871 --> 00:17:17,170 whereas I had lunch with her last week. 495 00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:20,170 You have lunch with all his exes. Weird. 496 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,470 It's called being social, 497 00:17:22,471 --> 00:17:24,537 and Denise is not over the breakup. 498 00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:26,037 Oh, well, maybe you should send her an orchid, 499 00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,637 like when you want brownie points with Mom. 500 00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,704 Denise is not over George? 501 00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:32,671 That makes me so... sad. 502 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,671 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It never would've worked out. 503 00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:36,270 George could not have lived in Paris-- he failed French! 504 00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,270 And he's a homebody! 505 00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,304 Remember when he phoned for a pick-up from camp 506 00:17:40,305 --> 00:17:41,437 after two nights? 507 00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,037 That was 20 years ago. 508 00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:44,437 Yeah, but Denise would've been whipping egg whites 509 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,270 in culinary school all day. 510 00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:47,504 George would be home alone. 511 00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,103 Maybe you could've asked George. 512 00:17:49,104 --> 00:17:50,504 George can't advocate for himself! 513 00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:53,070 He's too soft. He needs someone to protect him! 514 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,737 I'm with Violet on this one. 515 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:55,837 My husband and brother always say 516 00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:57,037 that I'm too hard-edged, 517 00:17:57,038 --> 00:17:58,937 but there is nothing wrong with that. 518 00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:00,370 Yes. Thank you! 519 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,103 Doesn't make me less loving. That's just how I love. 520 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,370 - Yeah! - Yes! 521 00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:05,404 Yes! 522 00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:06,704 And if my mom's ashes arrive from Thailand 523 00:18:06,705 --> 00:18:07,837 a year and a half late, 524 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,937 why can't I joke about 525 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:11,103 scattering her in Caesar's Palace? 526 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:13,604 Yea... 527 00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:14,937 Hmm. 528 00:18:14,938 --> 00:18:16,237 To everyone who shows their love 529 00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:17,903 in weird ways-- whoo-hoo! 530 00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:19,437 Whoo! 531 00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,572 Oh... 532 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,337 Fresh glasses for all. 533 00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,937 It's time to hit the good stuff. Come with me, newbie. 534 00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:38,037 Whoa! Hello, Mission Impossible. 535 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:40,704 My business partner is married to a security expert. 536 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,537 We got a deal. 537 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,870 Wow! That was cool. 538 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,305 Help yourself to anything here. 539 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,937 Except in there. - Oh! 540 00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:52,271 How about this one? 541 00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:55,671 You don't mess around, Winnie. 542 00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:57,737 How is everyone enjoying their meal? 543 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,103 Good! Good. 544 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:03,170 Because if it was up to Captain Culinary here, 545 00:19:03,171 --> 00:19:06,404 we'd be eating snails enrobed in edible foam. 546 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,170 So, if you like those sliders, 547 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:11,304 be grateful I won the arm wrestle. 548 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:13,504 Those sliders gave everyone food poisoning. 549 00:19:13,505 --> 00:19:14,970 Shh! No commentary. 550 00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,637 Speaking of my new husband, well... 551 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,804 I never thought there'd be something 552 00:19:17,805 --> 00:19:20,903 that he would love more than his car... 553 00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:23,404 but now that we're united in holy matrimony, 554 00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:25,404 I know there is something that he loves more-- 555 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:27,003 his hair products! 556 00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,137 Oh... 557 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,637 that's why you said it got lost in the move. 558 00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:34,837 You're not a fan of the roast? 559 00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,237 Roasting is for your hockey buddies 560 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:37,237 in the locker room. 561 00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:38,470 This was our wedding. 562 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:40,637 Would it have killed her to say one nice thing? 563 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,103 Roasting's Angie's love language. 564 00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:43,337 It means she's nuts about you. 565 00:19:43,338 --> 00:19:44,837 Yeah, I know. 566 00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:46,437 Oh, like mother, like daughter. 567 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:48,937 Don't let Angie hear you say that. 568 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,837 No, Mochi! Stay. One last tipple for all! 569 00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:52,837 We'll be in our Ubers by midnight. 570 00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:53,937 No, I'm done. 571 00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:55,571 Let's play "Never Have I Ever"! 572 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:57,103 Oh, my God, are you in high school? 573 00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:58,270 Come on, Mochi! Don't be a chicken! 574 00:19:58,271 --> 00:20:00,837 Clucka-cucka, caw! Cuck-caw! 575 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,737 Ugh... 576 00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:08,970 Whew! 577 00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:10,937 Okay. 578 00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:12,837 Here we go-- never have I ever... 579 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:15,237 been called... 580 00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:16,671 intimidating. 581 00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:19,038 Fine. 582 00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:22,103 Mm! 583 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,137 Ah. 584 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:27,604 Okay... never have I ever wanted to... 585 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:28,837 punch someone for asking, 586 00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:30,270 "When are you gonna get married?" 587 00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:33,271 Yes! 588 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,671 Ah, I can't wait for everybody to ask me that question 589 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:38,771 on Friday night. 590 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,070 Except Popo. 591 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,337 That's because she knows 592 00:20:41,338 --> 00:20:42,771 you don't believe in the construct of marriage. 593 00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:43,970 You're her favourite! 594 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:45,671 FaceTiming her every week... 595 00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:48,070 always asking what her childhood was like. 596 00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:51,370 It's a fascinating snapshot into Chinese history-- 597 00:20:51,371 --> 00:20:52,903 which you would appreciate, 598 00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:55,237 if you'd actually paid attention in Mandarin school. 599 00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:56,638 I paid attention! 600 00:20:58,038 --> 00:20:59,304 Whatever. 601 00:20:59,305 --> 00:21:00,737 Okay, okay. Let me go again. 602 00:21:00,738 --> 00:21:03,304 Um, never have I ever... 603 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,537 meddled in a family member's love life. 604 00:21:06,538 --> 00:21:08,404 Oh! Come on, who hasn't? 605 00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:11,903 Ah! 606 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,204 Oh, wait, I think I did that wrong. 607 00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:15,671 Does it still count 608 00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:17,870 if I'm the one whose love life is being meddled with? 609 00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:19,404 Now we're all curious. 610 00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,870 It was my dad. About George. 611 00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:23,337 - Wait, what does that mean? - He called me 612 00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:25,003 out of the blue to say that George isn't right for me. 613 00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:26,170 Our George? 614 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:27,637 - Our brother's a catch! - I know, I just-- 615 00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:29,070 I don't think he really liked when George said 616 00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:30,304 he only read 10 books in his life. 617 00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:32,204 Audiobooks count. 618 00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:33,504 Your dad's got issues. 619 00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:35,037 Calm down, Mochi. 620 00:21:35,038 --> 00:21:36,137 Mr. Dodd was just being protective. 621 00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:38,137 Does he still feel this way? 622 00:21:39,138 --> 00:21:41,237 I think I'm gonna be sick! 623 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:43,003 Oh! Oh no! 624 00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:44,504 Oh no, oh no. 625 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:45,338 I'll get your hair! 626 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,637 I'll help! 627 00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,270 This way, this way! You can make it! 628 00:21:49,271 --> 00:21:50,838 Go, go! 629 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,605 Bottoms up. 630 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,637 Why is the sun so bright? 631 00:22:04,638 --> 00:22:07,204 The blinds are closed, sweetheart. 632 00:22:07,205 --> 00:22:09,004 I can't let our sweet baby boy see Mommy like this. 633 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:19,537 Match... negative. 634 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,637 So where does that leave us? 635 00:22:20,638 --> 00:22:21,870 Good question. 636 00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:23,437 The only person who would've had a problem 637 00:22:23,438 --> 00:22:25,370 with the engagement is Colette's dad. 638 00:22:25,371 --> 00:22:26,571 The Mattress King? 639 00:22:26,572 --> 00:22:28,037 But how would he know about the proposal? 640 00:22:28,038 --> 00:22:29,771 Colette said he wanted her to break it off. 641 00:22:29,772 --> 00:22:31,037 Maybe he found out? 642 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:32,637 What was his name again? 643 00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:34,271 Ernie. 644 00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:40,470 Look who had a reservation at 4:30. 645 00:22:40,471 --> 00:22:41,838 "D" for Dodd. 646 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:50,970 No force in the galaxy 647 00:22:50,971 --> 00:22:53,404 can beat these sales! 648 00:22:55,772 --> 00:22:57,404 Oh, cut, cut. Cut, cut, cut. 649 00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:04,270 Are you nodding off? 650 00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:06,037 How can you not, in these things? 651 00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:07,771 'Cause we're on a case? 652 00:23:07,772 --> 00:23:09,070 If I survive this hangover, we are. 653 00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:10,270 Comfortable, aren't they? 654 00:23:10,271 --> 00:23:11,771 Superior frame design. 655 00:23:11,772 --> 00:23:13,304 Plush, no-stain upholstery. 656 00:23:13,305 --> 00:23:15,037 I can get you an "interstellar" deal 657 00:23:15,038 --> 00:23:16,470 on one of our floor models. 658 00:23:16,471 --> 00:23:18,437 Oh, man, we're, uh, we're just looking. 659 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,937 Ooh! Or maybe you're after one of our famous mattresses? 660 00:23:20,938 --> 00:23:22,404 You know, our memory foam is-- 661 00:23:22,405 --> 00:23:23,771 ...out of this world. 662 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:25,870 You know what, Ronald? 663 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,571 We really just want to meet Mr. Dodd. 664 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,137 Oh, yeah, we love his commercials. 665 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:30,804 Big fans! 666 00:23:30,805 --> 00:23:32,470 I'm afraid he's in character right now. 667 00:23:32,471 --> 00:23:34,070 We can't interrupt the process. 668 00:23:37,104 --> 00:23:38,571 I'll make you a deal-- 669 00:23:38,572 --> 00:23:39,637 if you make the introduction, 670 00:23:39,638 --> 00:23:42,103 we're buying one of those recliners. 671 00:23:42,104 --> 00:23:43,437 Your decision is mission-approved, sir. 672 00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:45,470 You won't regret this. 673 00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:51,470 Mr. Dodd? 674 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,637 These very special customers are keen on meeting you. 675 00:23:53,638 --> 00:23:55,037 I'll go write up that order. 676 00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:56,504 - How you doing? - Hi there. 677 00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:57,837 Hi! 678 00:23:57,838 --> 00:23:59,170 I can't believe I'm meeting the Mattress King. 679 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,103 I've seen all your commercials. - They're amazing. 680 00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:02,170 Can I get your autograph? 681 00:24:02,171 --> 00:24:03,937 Anything for a fan. 682 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:05,171 Okay. 683 00:24:08,038 --> 00:24:09,470 Angie. 684 00:24:09,471 --> 00:24:10,604 "To Angie." 685 00:24:10,605 --> 00:24:12,337 - "Angie." - Yeah. 686 00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,370 Can you spell that for me? 687 00:24:13,371 --> 00:24:14,937 A... N... 688 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:17,204 G... I-E. 689 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,138 Okay. 690 00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:23,637 Match... 80% positive. 691 00:24:23,638 --> 00:24:25,137 The robot has spoken. 692 00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:26,671 Ernie broke the seal on that box. 693 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:28,604 So the Mattress King is our thief. 694 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,437 Now the hard part-- 695 00:24:30,438 --> 00:24:31,704 telling our sweet client 696 00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:34,137 his future father-in-law sabotaged his proposal. 697 00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:35,504 You think George is a crier? 698 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:37,270 Let's make sure we have tissues. 699 00:24:37,271 --> 00:24:39,170 Well, that was an interesting reaction! 700 00:24:39,171 --> 00:24:41,437 Did not expect George to laugh hysterically 701 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,437 at the idea of Mr. Dodd having it out for him. 702 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:44,837 He did have a good point. 703 00:24:44,838 --> 00:24:47,604 Why would Mr. Dodd hire his future son-in-law 704 00:24:47,605 --> 00:24:50,270 to write jingles for his store if he hated him? 705 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,837 ♪ A mattress so firm and tight ♪ 706 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,437 ♪ With a price that's out of sight! ♪ 707 00:24:54,438 --> 00:24:55,837 Okay, for the sake of our marriage, please stop. 708 00:24:55,838 --> 00:24:57,370 So, plan B-- 709 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,037 you think it'll work? 710 00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:00,404 Oh, when has this guy ever failed us? 711 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:01,571 Maybe we should've told George 712 00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:03,337 that we're bugging his flash drive case. 713 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,037 No way! The less he knows, the better. 714 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,370 Once this is on Ernie's desk, 715 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:07,704 we'll have ears inside the office, 716 00:25:07,705 --> 00:25:09,103 and we'll know the truth. 717 00:25:09,104 --> 00:25:11,270 Like if he badmouths George, or where he hid the ring. 718 00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:12,337 It's a two-for-one deal. 719 00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:14,370 We'll find out at the stakeout. 720 00:25:14,371 --> 00:25:15,837 ...and I'm very, very glad you did. 721 00:25:15,838 --> 00:25:18,737 Dude, you're still watching our wedding video? 722 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:21,170 Yeah, I haven't seen you roasting Angie yet. 723 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,604 Perfect timing. 724 00:25:24,205 --> 00:25:26,671 When I told my friends that I'd proposed to Angie, 725 00:25:26,672 --> 00:25:28,003 no one was surprised. 726 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,504 It's ironic, right? 727 00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:32,170 A couple of P.I.s were the only two people 728 00:25:32,171 --> 00:25:33,937 who couldn't see they'd end up together? 729 00:25:33,938 --> 00:25:36,103 But I'm glad we took the scenic route. 730 00:25:36,104 --> 00:25:38,737 It meant we got to become best friends first, 731 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:42,170 and building a life with your best friend... 732 00:25:42,171 --> 00:25:43,771 that's worth the wait. 733 00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:49,903 Dude, I would marry you. 734 00:25:49,904 --> 00:25:51,237 Ah, you're not my type. 735 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:56,837 It's almost five. 736 00:25:56,838 --> 00:25:59,237 Ernie'll be expecting that flash drive. 737 00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,238 Yeah. 738 00:26:05,305 --> 00:26:07,237 So far, this is useless. 739 00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:09,103 Well, at least we can hear something, 740 00:26:09,104 --> 00:26:10,837 even if it is an off-key rendition 741 00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,970 of "Give My Regards to Broadway." 742 00:26:26,104 --> 00:26:28,271 I told Will to put the video away. 743 00:26:29,438 --> 00:26:30,504 It's fine. 744 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,003 He loves that stuff. 745 00:26:32,004 --> 00:26:34,404 It's weird, seeing Nora again. 746 00:26:34,405 --> 00:26:35,438 Tell me about it. 747 00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:38,737 You know, she kept the tags on that dress. 748 00:26:40,638 --> 00:26:43,572 What am I gonna do with her ashes? 749 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:48,003 Even dead, that woman picks away at my subconscious. 750 00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:49,204 Before she did, 751 00:26:49,205 --> 00:26:50,637 you guys were FaceTiming pretty regularly. 752 00:26:50,638 --> 00:26:51,737 Only because she wanted 753 00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:53,737 a second opinion on getting a chin lift. 754 00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:56,870 No, you're right, we were. 755 00:26:56,871 --> 00:26:59,671 Then, the next time I hear about her, 756 00:26:59,672 --> 00:27:03,337 it's from a coroner in Thailand. 757 00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:05,870 She never even got to meet Dex. 758 00:27:05,871 --> 00:27:08,204 Think of a place she loved. 759 00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:09,304 The track? 760 00:27:09,305 --> 00:27:10,504 Should I fly to Toronto 761 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,037 and scatter her at the finish line? 762 00:27:12,038 --> 00:27:13,404 There's so much 763 00:27:13,405 --> 00:27:14,671 I got wrong with her. 764 00:27:14,672 --> 00:27:16,070 What if I screw this up too? 765 00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:24,337 Thanks for calling me back. 766 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,837 He's on the phone. 767 00:27:25,838 --> 00:27:27,337 The proposal never happened, 768 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:29,837 so, it gives us an opportunity. 769 00:27:29,838 --> 00:27:31,404 Meet me here after closing. 770 00:27:31,405 --> 00:27:32,370 "Meet"? 771 00:27:32,371 --> 00:27:34,170 For what? To sell the ring? 772 00:27:34,171 --> 00:27:37,137 We need real food! This is gonna be a long night. 773 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,404 Angie! We got action. 774 00:27:49,271 --> 00:27:50,338 Hey. 775 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:08,037 What the hell's this guy up to? 776 00:28:08,038 --> 00:28:09,771 And with who? 777 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,705 Oh! Oh! 778 00:28:18,038 --> 00:28:19,904 You didn't lock the door! 779 00:28:20,971 --> 00:28:22,838 You must be Mrs. Xiao. 780 00:28:27,938 --> 00:28:29,304 First question-- 781 00:28:29,305 --> 00:28:32,037 did either of you 782 00:28:32,038 --> 00:28:33,970 spend time on the recliners over there? 783 00:28:35,305 --> 00:28:36,804 You know what? Don't answer that. 784 00:28:36,805 --> 00:28:39,137 Do Colette and George know about you two? 785 00:28:39,138 --> 00:28:40,437 Of course not! Ernie and I 786 00:28:40,438 --> 00:28:42,304 agreed our dalliances would stop 787 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,137 the moment our children were engaged. 788 00:28:44,138 --> 00:28:45,970 That's why the ring went missing? 789 00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:47,037 A stall tactic? 790 00:28:47,038 --> 00:28:47,937 What missing ring? 791 00:28:47,938 --> 00:28:49,304 Ernie... 792 00:28:49,305 --> 00:28:51,604 your thumbprint is on the seal. 793 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,370 You were in that walk-in fridge. Where'd you put it? 794 00:28:53,371 --> 00:28:55,204 But my son has the ring. 795 00:28:55,205 --> 00:28:57,003 He pushed the proposal when Colette got sick. 796 00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:59,137 What are they talking about? 797 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:00,370 It's true. 798 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,470 When you let slip George was about to propose, 799 00:29:02,471 --> 00:29:04,504 I didn't want our relationship to end. 800 00:29:04,505 --> 00:29:06,370 I wanted a few more precious days with you. 801 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:07,572 So you stole my mother's ring? 802 00:29:08,805 --> 00:29:10,704 You foolish, foolish man! 803 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:13,370 I reserved a table and I snuck into the walk-in. 804 00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:15,170 I was planning to stash the ring for... 805 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,304 a while, 806 00:29:16,305 --> 00:29:17,637 but when I opened the box to take it, 807 00:29:17,638 --> 00:29:18,771 it was already gone. 808 00:29:18,772 --> 00:29:21,204 Wait. If-If you're telling the truth, 809 00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,771 then the ring was stolen before the box was sealed. 810 00:29:23,772 --> 00:29:26,437 But I sealed that box myself! I know the ring was inside it. 811 00:29:26,438 --> 00:29:27,504 What did you do with the box 812 00:29:27,505 --> 00:29:28,271 after you sealed it? - I was... 813 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:32,304 ...at home, sleeping. 814 00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:35,037 But I assure you, it was secure. 815 00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:36,037 Couldn't have been that secure, 816 00:29:36,038 --> 00:29:37,437 if someone opened and resealed it. 817 00:29:37,438 --> 00:29:38,970 How? That double-happiness stamp 818 00:29:38,971 --> 00:29:40,037 is a custom seal-- 819 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:42,304 one of a kind! 820 00:29:42,305 --> 00:29:43,537 So we're looking at this wrong. 821 00:29:43,538 --> 00:29:45,270 Not just the timeline, but the location. 822 00:29:45,271 --> 00:29:46,870 Yeah, the ring wasn't stolen from the restaurant-- 823 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:48,704 the ring was stolen from your house. 824 00:29:50,505 --> 00:29:52,170 You told my mom? 825 00:29:52,171 --> 00:29:53,837 What happened to client-patient confidentiality? 826 00:29:53,838 --> 00:29:54,837 We didn't tell her anything. 827 00:29:54,838 --> 00:29:56,604 It... was... 828 00:29:56,605 --> 00:29:58,103 mother's intuition. 829 00:29:58,104 --> 00:29:59,804 Dammit. That tracks. 830 00:29:59,805 --> 00:30:01,270 You should've told me the truth! 831 00:30:01,271 --> 00:30:02,870 - Mom! - At least now 832 00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:04,970 we know the ring was stolen from inside this house. 833 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,304 When's the last time you saw the ring in the sealed box? 834 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,370 I gave it to him 835 00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:09,870 Saturday morning, after I took it 836 00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:11,037 out of my hiding spot. 837 00:30:11,038 --> 00:30:14,137 I told you-- it's very secure! 838 00:30:16,538 --> 00:30:19,771 Your underwear drawer is your "secure" hiding place? 839 00:30:21,171 --> 00:30:23,370 Holy crap! 840 00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:24,470 Xiao had braces! 841 00:30:24,471 --> 00:30:26,204 And proudly. 842 00:30:26,205 --> 00:30:27,704 Look at that smile! 843 00:30:27,705 --> 00:30:29,938 Ah! Here we are. 844 00:30:31,004 --> 00:30:32,170 Old-school deodorant? 845 00:30:32,171 --> 00:30:34,204 That's where I hid the ring box. 846 00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:36,270 Ah. And then you... 847 00:30:36,271 --> 00:30:37,304 "fell asleep"? 848 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,137 Yes. At 10 p.m. 849 00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:43,170 That is exactly what I did. 850 00:30:43,171 --> 00:30:44,270 You get a lot of sleep, Mom. 851 00:30:44,271 --> 00:30:45,604 You're gonna live forever. 852 00:30:46,605 --> 00:30:48,737 So, between 10 p.m. on Friday 853 00:30:48,738 --> 00:30:50,604 and when George took the ring to the restaurant, on Saturday, 854 00:30:50,605 --> 00:30:51,870 someone stole the ring from here, 855 00:30:51,871 --> 00:30:53,337 and resealed the box. 856 00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,504 Was anyone else in the house during that time? 857 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:57,771 Violet came to take Mom shopping on Friday, 858 00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,103 and Winnie stopped by, 859 00:30:59,104 --> 00:31:00,837 but they were both gone by five. 860 00:31:00,838 --> 00:31:02,204 Popo's plane is landing soon. 861 00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:03,771 If she finds out that I lost her ring, 862 00:31:03,772 --> 00:31:05,070 she's gonna have a heart attack. 863 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,537 I'll be worse than a dough-head-- 864 00:31:06,538 --> 00:31:07,471 I'll be a murderer. 865 00:31:08,538 --> 00:31:11,070 This one was always so dramatic. 866 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:12,537 Yeah, ours is still in the cute phase. 867 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,903 Enjoy it. Once they get older, 868 00:31:13,904 --> 00:31:15,937 they leave you for their own lives. 869 00:31:15,938 --> 00:31:18,771 I make excuses to keep them close. 870 00:31:18,772 --> 00:31:21,571 A mom never stops wanting to be a part of her kid's life. 871 00:31:21,572 --> 00:31:24,270 So, um, who else has keys to your house? 872 00:31:24,271 --> 00:31:25,270 Only my kids. 873 00:31:28,004 --> 00:31:30,571 Both sisters would know about Mimi's secret place upstairs, 874 00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:32,837 and both visited on Friday. 875 00:31:32,838 --> 00:31:35,437 Yeah, but Xiao works doubles on Saturday, 876 00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:37,504 and she was on duty at the time of the theft. 877 00:31:37,505 --> 00:31:40,070 Which leaves Winnie, but why would she want the ring? 878 00:31:40,071 --> 00:31:41,737 Winnie's all about family and culture, 879 00:31:41,738 --> 00:31:43,537 and that ring represents both. 880 00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:45,003 Winnie had lunch with Denise last week. 881 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:48,437 Maybe she heard about the proposal from her? 882 00:31:48,438 --> 00:31:50,804 How do you figure she got past her mother's porch camera? 883 00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:53,504 I'd drop by earlier, leave myself a way back in. 884 00:32:02,904 --> 00:32:04,571 Well... 885 00:32:04,572 --> 00:32:06,237 no cameras here. 886 00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:07,637 The door's unlocked. 887 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:08,903 Someone took out that dowel. 888 00:32:08,904 --> 00:32:11,470 And... there's an orchid. 889 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:14,003 Xiao said that's Winnie's go-to for scoring brownie points. 890 00:32:14,004 --> 00:32:16,371 Looks like Winnie's our ring thief. 891 00:32:21,805 --> 00:32:23,070 Hey, buddy. We're on our way. 892 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:25,671 What's taking so long? My family's all here. 893 00:32:25,672 --> 00:32:27,970 Popo's pinching my cheeks, asking to meet Colette. 894 00:32:27,971 --> 00:32:29,970 You're gonna have to stall. 895 00:32:29,971 --> 00:32:30,970 Tell me you found the ring. 896 00:32:30,971 --> 00:32:32,138 Sorry-- heading into a tunnel. 897 00:32:34,104 --> 00:32:35,737 We need to tell Xiao about Winnie. 898 00:32:35,738 --> 00:32:37,804 She'll never believe us! What if we're wrong? 899 00:32:37,805 --> 00:32:38,837 She'll kill us both. 900 00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,103 And she'll get away with it, too-- 901 00:32:40,104 --> 00:32:41,470 she's Major Crimes. 902 00:32:41,471 --> 00:32:42,804 What are we missing? 903 00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:45,170 If I'm Winnie, where am I gonna hide a family ring? 904 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,571 Not at my house, 905 00:32:46,572 --> 00:32:48,404 if Mom's got a set of keys and a lack of boundaries. 906 00:32:48,405 --> 00:32:49,504 You're brilliant! 907 00:32:49,505 --> 00:32:51,137 I think I know where she hid it. 908 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,404 Can you drop me off somewhere? 909 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:54,504 I lost my earring here last night. 910 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:56,004 Mind if I take a look? 911 00:32:56,871 --> 00:32:58,838 Thank you. 912 00:32:59,904 --> 00:33:01,170 I'm in. 913 00:33:01,171 --> 00:33:03,837 Good, 'cause they just finished dinner. 914 00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:06,003 Keep an eye on Winnie. 915 00:33:06,004 --> 00:33:08,338 Yeah, what am I, an amateur? 916 00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:19,304 Tell me you have the ring. 917 00:33:19,305 --> 00:33:21,637 Angie's taking care of it. Everything's gonna be fine. 918 00:33:21,638 --> 00:33:23,137 Good. 919 00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,671 We're in trouble here. 920 00:33:37,672 --> 00:33:39,470 Matt? Hello? 921 00:33:39,471 --> 00:33:41,304 - Matt? - Hey. 922 00:33:41,305 --> 00:33:43,037 - The mouthy one-- where is she? - Who? 923 00:33:43,038 --> 00:33:44,737 Don't even try that shtick with me, hockey boy. 924 00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,671 Shtick, hockey boy-- there's a joke in there somewhere. 925 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:48,404 Just give me a minute. - Wednesday, 926 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:49,870 I "bump" into her at work. 927 00:33:49,871 --> 00:33:51,771 On Thursday, she shows up at my sister's whiskey night. 928 00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:54,204 Now it's Friday, and I run into you? 929 00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:55,438 I'm just here for the crème brûlée. 930 00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:58,737 Maybe I'll take it to go. 931 00:33:58,738 --> 00:33:59,871 I know you have a family. 932 00:34:01,371 --> 00:34:03,237 You're not saying that in a threatening tone, 933 00:34:03,238 --> 00:34:04,270 and yet-- - I know 934 00:34:04,271 --> 00:34:07,404 you know how important family is... 935 00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:09,737 and whatever you two are up to, 936 00:34:09,738 --> 00:34:12,270 I don't want it to take away from my brother's happiness. 937 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:13,771 - Wouldn't dream of it. - Says the man 938 00:34:13,772 --> 00:34:16,137 who constantly causes my department nightmares. 939 00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:18,804 Right. 940 00:34:20,471 --> 00:34:22,237 Okay. 941 00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:26,370 You got this. 942 00:34:27,705 --> 00:34:29,938 Whew! 943 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,903 Whew... 944 00:34:50,371 --> 00:34:52,771 I just had a crazy close call with Xiao. 945 00:34:52,772 --> 00:34:55,370 I'm sweating like a beast. 946 00:34:55,371 --> 00:34:57,304 You're sweating? 947 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,370 They're bringing out dessert. 948 00:34:58,371 --> 00:34:59,604 You need to get here like yesterday. 949 00:34:59,605 --> 00:35:00,704 So stall them! 950 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:09,771 My tarts! Oh! Everything's ruined! 951 00:35:09,772 --> 00:35:11,438 So sorry about that. 952 00:35:13,171 --> 00:35:14,605 They're still perfect... 953 00:35:16,138 --> 00:35:17,771 ...like everything you do. 954 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,170 So much for stalling. 955 00:35:25,171 --> 00:35:26,971 We're out of moves. 956 00:35:29,938 --> 00:35:32,204 Maybe not. 957 00:35:34,138 --> 00:35:35,771 Uh... 958 00:35:35,772 --> 00:35:37,370 Check, check. Check, check. 959 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:39,337 Hey! Hi, everybody. 960 00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:40,704 Um, my name is Matt Shade-- 961 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:43,137 former professional hockey player, 962 00:35:43,138 --> 00:35:46,470 and author of Beyond a Shadow: The Matt Shade Story. 963 00:35:46,471 --> 00:35:47,671 No? 964 00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,337 It's new. 965 00:35:50,338 --> 00:35:52,370 Uh, anyway, I'm here to welcome you 966 00:35:52,371 --> 00:35:54,037 to my favourite restaurant tonight. 967 00:35:54,038 --> 00:35:56,437 How 'bout that boeuf bourguignon, huh? 968 00:35:56,438 --> 00:35:58,070 Yeah! 969 00:35:58,071 --> 00:35:59,170 Couple claps for the bourguignon? 970 00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:00,704 I'll take it. 971 00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:03,270 Now, I know you're all excited about your dessert course, 972 00:36:03,271 --> 00:36:04,671 but first, can we all just 973 00:36:04,672 --> 00:36:07,170 take a pause to let the boeuf settle? 974 00:36:07,171 --> 00:36:09,903 And, of course, nothing aids digestion more 975 00:36:09,904 --> 00:36:11,737 than a few hilarious stories 976 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:13,504 from my days in the league. 977 00:36:34,938 --> 00:36:36,003 Dammit. 978 00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:47,638 Like mother, like daughter. 979 00:36:48,971 --> 00:36:50,737 ...And then, there was that time that JoJo 980 00:36:50,738 --> 00:36:52,671 filled my hockey gloves with shaving cream-- 981 00:36:52,672 --> 00:36:54,237 now, I had a plan to get even, 982 00:36:54,238 --> 00:36:55,837 but first, I needed 983 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:58,137 six rolls of duct tape 984 00:36:58,138 --> 00:37:00,137 and two pounds of Velveeta. 985 00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:02,637 I'll kill you. 986 00:37:02,638 --> 00:37:05,771 Okay! Well, looks like I'm done here. 987 00:37:08,672 --> 00:37:10,837 Uh, but... 988 00:37:10,838 --> 00:37:13,970 let me just tell you one final story... 989 00:37:13,971 --> 00:37:15,170 Now, this one's not about hockey, 990 00:37:15,171 --> 00:37:16,771 it's about love-- 991 00:37:16,772 --> 00:37:20,938 and how truly special it is when you find that one person... 992 00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:25,270 ...and how truly disgusting. 993 00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:27,237 Now, my wife, she calls me a food snob. 994 00:37:27,238 --> 00:37:29,003 Well, sorry, hon'-- 995 00:37:29,004 --> 00:37:30,170 I don't eat things off the floor. 996 00:37:30,171 --> 00:37:32,070 I dropped you an almond the other day-- 997 00:37:32,071 --> 00:37:33,170 I didn't pick it up. 998 00:37:33,171 --> 00:37:34,937 I thought, "Angie'll get that." 999 00:37:36,238 --> 00:37:37,837 I mean, my wife is so food-illiterate, 1000 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,270 she thinks cassoulet is a game you play in Vegas... 1001 00:37:44,071 --> 00:37:46,970 Seriously, I wouldn't change a thing about her... 1002 00:37:46,971 --> 00:37:48,404 and if you've ever felt that, 1003 00:37:48,405 --> 00:37:50,571 that's what true love feels like. 1004 00:37:56,471 --> 00:37:58,338 Your sister Winnie had it. 1005 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,003 Go show them you're not a dough-head. 1006 00:38:02,004 --> 00:38:04,138 Thank you. 1007 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,470 Make sure that goes to the right person. 1008 00:38:08,471 --> 00:38:10,671 Thank you. 1009 00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,337 Nice roast. 1010 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,470 Thanks. I learned from the best. 1011 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,137 You know, every time I bring up my wedding speech-- 1012 00:38:29,138 --> 00:38:30,804 "Roast," but go on. 1013 00:38:30,805 --> 00:38:31,971 ...you brush it off. 1014 00:38:33,705 --> 00:38:36,505 Maybe I could've thrown in an "I love you." 1015 00:38:38,805 --> 00:38:41,337 As long as you love me till the day I die, 1016 00:38:41,338 --> 00:38:43,305 we'll call it even. 1017 00:38:46,171 --> 00:38:47,804 Test-test? 1018 00:38:47,805 --> 00:38:49,204 Hi, everyone! 1019 00:38:49,205 --> 00:38:50,370 Ni hao. 1020 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:53,937 Uh, I'm George-- obviously. 1021 00:38:53,938 --> 00:38:55,970 This ring has been through a lot. 1022 00:38:55,971 --> 00:38:59,137 It was passed down from Popo, 1023 00:38:59,138 --> 00:39:01,204 to my mom... 1024 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,804 to me, to propose with. 1025 00:39:02,805 --> 00:39:07,137 It survived a long history that I'm not good at explaining. 1026 00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:08,737 That's why I think it should go to the person 1027 00:39:08,738 --> 00:39:10,103 that understands and respects that 1028 00:39:10,104 --> 00:39:12,537 better than anyone-- 1029 00:39:12,538 --> 00:39:13,637 my sister Winnie. 1030 00:39:15,305 --> 00:39:16,537 The truth is, 1031 00:39:16,538 --> 00:39:19,037 is that I'm not ready to get married yet, 1032 00:39:19,038 --> 00:39:21,938 but, when I am, it'll be with the ring I choose-- 1033 00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:24,870 ...the ring she chooses. 1034 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,871 Thank you. 1035 00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:38,037 I totally forgive you-- 1036 00:39:38,038 --> 00:39:39,637 ...for stealing the ring. 1037 00:39:41,071 --> 00:39:43,571 You stole the ring? 1038 00:39:43,572 --> 00:39:45,737 Why should George have it just because he's getting married? 1039 00:39:45,738 --> 00:39:46,937 I love that ring! 1040 00:39:46,938 --> 00:39:50,537 It has a history he'll never understand. 1041 00:39:50,538 --> 00:39:52,070 Well, I know it's the Ching Dynasty! 1042 00:39:52,071 --> 00:39:53,870 Uh, o-or-or Ming? 1043 00:39:53,871 --> 00:39:56,070 Wait! Is that why these two bozos are here? 1044 00:39:56,071 --> 00:39:59,637 You hired them to find it? Why didn't you come to me? 1045 00:39:59,638 --> 00:40:01,404 'Cause you would've blamed me, like you always do! 1046 00:40:01,405 --> 00:40:02,604 He's not the only one with secrets. 1047 00:40:02,605 --> 00:40:05,338 Where were you Friday night, Mom? 1048 00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:08,804 She was with me. We're in love. 1049 00:40:08,805 --> 00:40:10,137 Wait, wait, wait! 1050 00:40:10,138 --> 00:40:12,771 Does that mean that I almost married my sister? 1051 00:40:12,772 --> 00:40:14,937 You are such a dough-head! 1052 00:40:14,938 --> 00:40:16,103 I said quit calling me that. 1053 00:40:16,104 --> 00:40:17,404 What're you gonna do? 1054 00:40:17,405 --> 00:40:18,370 I'm gonna do something. 1055 00:40:18,371 --> 00:40:20,070 Our work here is done. 1056 00:40:20,071 --> 00:40:21,304 You're a dough-head! Say it! 1057 00:40:21,305 --> 00:40:22,038 - No! No! - You're a dough-head! 1058 00:40:30,871 --> 00:40:33,237 This is for you-- for real this time! 1059 00:40:33,238 --> 00:40:34,304 It's a triple, iced Americano. 1060 00:40:34,305 --> 00:40:36,404 Bold, icy, unsweet... 1061 00:40:36,405 --> 00:40:37,903 just like you. 1062 00:40:37,904 --> 00:40:39,837 Uh, "unsweet" is the new power move. 1063 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,705 The point is, it's an apology coffee. 1064 00:40:43,071 --> 00:40:45,338 Point taken. 1065 00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:47,804 Now get out. 1066 00:40:51,871 --> 00:40:53,804 She didn't say thank you. 1067 00:40:53,805 --> 00:40:55,772 She didn't murder us, either-- let's take the win. 1068 00:41:04,238 --> 00:41:06,505 In the wise words of Mimi Xiao-- 1069 00:41:08,438 --> 00:41:11,937 ...a mother never stops wanting to be a part of her kid's life. 1070 00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:14,070 Maybe that's why you tried harder. 1071 00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:17,137 I mean, you didn't stick with it, but... 1072 00:41:17,138 --> 00:41:19,404 you were trying. 1073 00:41:19,405 --> 00:41:22,070 And maybe I could've embraced 1074 00:41:22,071 --> 00:41:24,637 your unique brand of mothering... 1075 00:41:24,638 --> 00:41:26,572 a little bit more. 1076 00:41:27,805 --> 00:41:30,604 Because "weird" is good. 1077 00:41:33,205 --> 00:41:35,704 Live long... and furnish. 1078 00:41:35,705 --> 00:41:37,204 Aye-aye, Captain! 1079 00:41:37,205 --> 00:41:38,470 Act now, 1080 00:41:38,471 --> 00:41:40,704 before everything goes at the speed of light! 1081 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:42,204 Whoosh! 1082 00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:43,404 ♪ In and out of the dark 1083 00:41:43,405 --> 00:41:45,103 ♪ Where everything feels - Oh! 1084 00:41:45,104 --> 00:41:46,270 ♪ Too good to be true 1085 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,970 "Weird" makes you take chances. 1086 00:41:48,971 --> 00:41:51,170 I heard George and you broke up, 1087 00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,537 which is awesome, because-- 1088 00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:55,937 ...I've been in love with you 1089 00:41:55,938 --> 00:41:57,137 since I got 1090 00:41:57,138 --> 00:41:59,604 my first out of 18 employee-of-the-months. 1091 00:42:00,638 --> 00:42:02,572 ♪ I'm holding your hand in mine ♪ 1092 00:42:04,871 --> 00:42:07,504 ♪ Tonight a half moon above... ♪ 1093 00:42:07,505 --> 00:42:09,103 "Weird" connects people 1094 00:42:09,104 --> 00:42:11,003 from different generations. 1095 00:42:11,004 --> 00:42:13,604 ♪ ...I think we're doing okay... ♪ 1096 00:42:13,605 --> 00:42:15,738 And maybe we could've met half-way... 1097 00:42:17,772 --> 00:42:20,471 ...because, sometimes, when you meet half-way... 1098 00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:25,638 ...good things happen. 1099 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:30,870 ♪ In the shadow of doubt 1100 00:42:30,871 --> 00:42:32,904 ♪ I'm holding your hand in mine ♪ 1101 00:42:36,138 --> 00:42:40,304 ♪ Tonight, a half moon above is showing the way ♪ 1102 00:42:40,305 --> 00:42:43,537 ♪ As long as there's love I think we're doing okay ♪ 1103 00:42:43,538 --> 00:42:45,471 Hi. 1104 00:42:59,238 --> 00:43:01,237 ♪ I'm thinking of you 1105 00:43:01,238 --> 00:43:02,837 ♪ And it gives me a buzz 1106 00:43:02,838 --> 00:43:04,337 ♪ Whenever I do 1107 00:43:04,338 --> 00:43:06,237 ♪ It's never because 1108 00:43:06,238 --> 00:43:10,370 ♪ Everything here is too good to be true ♪ 1109 00:43:10,371 --> 00:43:13,571 ♪ And some of my fears are waiting for you ♪ 1110 00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:15,337 ♪ And we're hanging around 1111 00:43:15,338 --> 00:43:18,371 ♪ For a flash of a lightning strike ♪ 1112 00:43:20,871 --> 00:43:22,704 ♪ In the shadow of doubt 1113 00:43:22,705 --> 00:43:26,205 ♪ I'm holding your hand in mine ♪ 1114 00:43:28,338 --> 00:43:32,003 ♪ Tonight, a half moon above is showing the way ♪ 1115 00:43:32,004 --> 00:43:33,504 ♪ As long as there's love 1116 00:43:33,505 --> 00:43:36,004 ♪ I think we're doing okay 1117 00:43:37,938 --> 00:43:41,937 ♪ Tonight, a half moon above is showing the way ♪ 1118 00:43:41,938 --> 00:43:43,537 ♪ As long as there's love 1119 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:45,738 ♪ I think we're doing okay